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A studio musician died and went to heaven. He was greeted at the Pearly Gate by Saint Peter, who asked him what his profession had been on Earth.
"Jazz musician...horn player," he replied.
"Oh," said Saint Peter. "Well, you can't stay here."
Moments later, the musician found himself standing at the Gates of Hell.
"What did you do for a living back on Earth?" the Devil asked him.
"Musician, jazz musician, horn player," he replied.
"Damn," said the Devil, "well, you can't stay here."
"Oh, no!" the musician said in horror, "does that mean I have to go back to my record company?"
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